Monday, November 9, 2015

#RealmsFaire #LadyCathrina Cover Reveal: L.G. Keltner

Pray Tell 
from Lady Cathrina of Canterbury

Lady Cathrina of Canterbury is in dire need this day.  Pray tell that you will help me to escape from the sinister village of Tallas

I'm being held captive by an evil tyrant in the Tallas tower. I beg of you to set me free!! 
My captor, Pomfrey Addler swoons at the mention of my name, Lady Cathrina of Canterbury.

The Mediators weaken at the words, Pray tell

And the villagers will prevail in redeeming Tallas.  

Can you distinguish the 3 words that will win me the Joust?

Pray tell, set me free!
Copy and Paste the comment below, and ride your steed to The House of MPAX to Joust for my Freedom: 

Pray tell, release Lady Cathrina of Canterbury from the Tallas tower!

You may cheer for my freedom 3 times a day: And the quicker my evil captor will unshackle me!!

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Now a Big Surprise!!!

L.G. Keltner's

Cover Reveal

I Love this Cover!!!

Title: Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family
Author: L.G. Keltner
Genre: Holiday/Humor
Length: 27,000
Cover Art: L.G. Keltner
Release Date: December 1, 2015


Dani Finklemeier has decided to write a self-help book about how to take over the world, but she’s not sure where to start.  After all, she’s only seventeen and looking for a better way to make money than babysitting.  She buys a self-help book that promises to teach her how to write a self-help book in the hope of getting the job done.

Not that it’ll be easy to get any work done this holiday season.  Her family is staying at the house for Christmas, and fights break out almost immediately.  Dani also has to deal with the fallout from an unexpected kiss with her best friend Seth and the feelings that go along with it.  On edge around her family and unsure how to interact with the one person she’s trusted with everything in the past, she can only take what inspiration she can from the crazy circumstances surrounding her and see what happens.

One way or another, it should be an interesting holiday.


L.G. Keltner spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband.  Her favorite genre of all time is science fiction, and she’s been trying to write novels since the age of six.  Needless to say, those earliest attempts weren’t all that good. 

Her non-writing hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.

You can typically find L.G. lurking around her blog, on Twitter, or on her Facebook page.

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  1. Thank you so much for helping me out with my cover reveal! It means a lot!

  2. Huzzah for the Realms Faire!
    That's a great cover. Love the Pew, Pew, Pew. :)

  3. Congrats to LG! I'm seeing her everywhere today. And three cheers for Realms Faire!

  4. Congrats to LG! What a clever cover.
    And I will help you Lady Cathrina! Stay strong!

  5. Look at that cover. How cool is that? I love it! Clicking over to the link to rescue you now!

  6. Cool cover! And it sounds like a fun read.

  7. Congrats, L.G.! I really love the snowman with the laser gun--pew! pew!